Specialist my ass

Remember that time I went to see an allergist and he basically put me through hell just to tell me that I was allergic to everything and the best thing to do was avoid everything so I do not have an outbreak?  

Yeah, I am still pissed about it.

And my bill just arrived for that sadists appointment.

'SCUSE ME?????!!!!!

I owe some quack $1114 to put me through pain and then tell me a list of things I am allergic to (thank you sir, I already knew that, I wanted RELIEF, not a fucking "obvious" stamp across my forehead)?  And instead of relief I was told that I should avoid those things and wash my sheets in hot water.

Thanks for putting your mother fucking specialist degree and 12+ years of education to good work.

Fucking mother fucker.

Love,

Once again broke-ass granny