Last thoughts before I head out

And boy are they deep thoughts.

Enjoy the rest of your work week.  Stay warm.  Live long and prosper.

I'm out like the one strapped overall.

Granny

Baby it's cold outside

Boy am I glad to be heading to warm and sunny Texas for the remainder of the week!

My body is craving vitamin D and tex mex.

Peace out cub scouts.

Granny

Believe in yourself

Happy Friday, muffins.

Have a great weekend!

My Husband is Famous

Want his autograph?

 

Shameless plug for Mountain Man's Ski area.  But it really is a great little mountain, and if you ever want a cheap ticket for a few hours of riding, visit us at Six and you can ski on the cheap:

Mondays are $7.50

Tuesdays are twofers (two for one)

Fridays are $20 until 1 pm

Love you, Mountain Man, and love you, Suicide Six ;)

You know your a loser when...

You and your husband rush your waiter to get your check so you can get home to bed at a reasonable hour...

And while on the way home you call your friend who lives in Florida...

Who tells you he is just showering to get ready to go out for the night.

We love sleep.  #Sorryimnotsorry.

Over and out.

Baffled

I don't get why people get their panties in such a fucking wad about guns.  "It's our right!  How dare you take that right away!"  And yet, the rights to marry who we want are taken away?  Your right to own a gun because someone said you could have one is more important than other rights that we as American's have lost?  Your right to own a gun just because you are scared of something horrible happening in the future is more important than our current safety?  You are scared something bad is going to happen in the future so you need a gun, but what about the bad shit that is happening NOW, in the PRESENT, in part because of guns?

And speaking of that, I still don't get why anyone is opposed to gay marriage.  Especially Newt.  If you have a divorce or support your friends or family members getting a divorce, then I never ever ever want to hear you say you don't support gay marriage because it is damaging to the institution of marriage.  Go fuck yourself.

I don't get who actually eats Red Delicious Apples. 

I don't get why people don't go the speed limit.  Fucking drive the speed limit mother fucker.  I hate you.

I don't get why everyone is freaked out about our "taxes going up."  NEWSFLASH, they aren't "going up," they are going back to what they should have been for the last few years, but we were in a "tax holiday."  Yeah, the government sucks and all that, yadda yadda, but we as a nation are in a debt for reasons like the war, social programs, etc.  If you supported the war or support social programs then do your part as a good American and stop bitching.  Pay your fucking taxes that go to things that you both do and don't support and be aware that your taxes did not increase, your tax holiday just ended.  Suck it up butter cup.

I don't get why people smoke cigarettes.  Just gross.

I don't get why pot can't be legal.  And no, I don't toke the reefer, but I still support full legalization of the Mary Ju Wanna.  Whose it gonna hurt?  Don't you see how it can stimulate our failing economy?  (Taxation, jobs, decreased jail sentences.)

I don't get why it is so easy to gain weight and so hard to lose it.  I have been back to double dub for a week now, and I have not had a crumb more than my daily points allow me.  Been working out.  And my pants still feel mighty tight.  What the mother fuck.

I don't get why people love reality TV so much.  How many versions of "Real Housewives" are there? Why?  I just...no...I don't get it??

I don't get why after two years, running is still so friggin hard.

I don't get why everyone cares that T. Swift broke up with some guy from a band that I still don't know.  Give the girl a break.  Plus, she is boring.  

I don't get why the work week is so long and weekends are so short.  #grannyforpres2016.

I don't get why people post on facebook that we should keep our political/debatable thoughts and opinions to our selves and not post them.  It's ok for you to post about who you are trying to sleep with, your gym routine, your ride into the city on the T this morning or your baby taking a shit, but when I post my opinions about gun control on Fb that is not cool?

That's all I can think of right now.  Sorry no pictures.

Tuesday should be renamed Worstday

I woke up this morning thinking that it was Wednesday, which is bad enough.  Wednesday is not really an exciting day to wake up to.  At any rate, today is not even Wednesday, it is the dreaded Tuesday, and I still have 4 days left of work until the weekend.

Aw, hells no.

Not only did I have the last two weeks off for staycation, but three weeks ago (the last time I was in the office) I was sick, so I only had a 3 day work week.  So this whole "normal, five day" work week shit is hard for me to adjust to again.

Which is why I think we should cancel Tuesday so we can all just sleep in and relax and do nothing instead.

Sound as good to everyone else as it does to me?

#grannyforpres2016.