In case y'all didn't hear, yesterday I celebrated my golden birthday.
And by "celebrate" I mean I felt sick, made us spaghetti (no cake), watched a movie, opened one card, and went to bed angry and alone.
But that's not the point.
The point is, I am no longer 25 and I am in fact now in my late twenties.
SO, first things first.
The title of my blog has changed, and will continue to change every year until I am, in fact, a REAL granny, in which case, the blog title will not be ironic anymore and I will need to think of another title.
For those of you who google the title of my blog, you will now have to google "Tales of a twentySEVEN year old antacid poppin granny." For those of you who just know the website URL, you are all set; that shit stayed the same.
Secondly, I need someone to do me a birthday favor. I need someone who is creative to create a header for my blog. Please, for the love of all things holy. I want something bright and catchy but also cute. It can include pictures of either me, or wine, or antacids. Or all of the above. It must be classy and sophisticated. And lovely. If all of these rules do not scare you off, and if you have the craftiness to do this for me, LET ME KNOW. Please. I will make you cookies in return.
Lastly, as a belated birthday gift to me, please do the following. Follow my blog. I know more than 56 of you read this thing. Just last week I ran into three guys from high school (Ahem, Nate, Matt, Andy) who clearly read my blog and don't follow it. Yes, I will publicly shame and embarrass you until you follow my blog. Just do it, it takes one second, and it will make me happy for my birthday week. You won't get bombarded with emails. I promise.
That sums up all of the changes around here. Thanks for sticking with me. Back to your regularly scheduled Tuesday.