Once upon a Sunday eve, a fair maiden climbed into her bed with her prince charming. She was exhausted after a full day and said to her handsome prince, "I am so tired, but I still have to go get ready for bed. Don't let me fall asleep without brushing my teeth or taking out my contacts."
The maiden's prince charming, the charming prince that he is, decided to help his love.
So he kicked her until she fell out of bed and crashed into her night stand, toppling her fan, alarm clock, book, and lamp onto the floor on top of her.