Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Ain't Nobody Got Time for That

I think there is a special ring in hell reserved for people who drive slowly.

I wish horrible and in-unutterable things about the drivers who go 5, 10, and yes, commonly 15 miles per hour UNDER the posted speed limit during my 18 mile, single road, no passing zones, drive to get to the interstate.

It fills me with rage.

When you see multiple cars stacked up behind you, pull the fuck over, you goddamn son of a bitch douche-canoe.  Or know that yes, I suck for tailgating you a bit, but the only reason I am doing that (along with flashing my lights at you) is because you are going 35 in a 50, which there is literally no excuse for unless your car is broken, in which case, pull the fuck over.

Sorry to bitch at you, internet, but I am sick of it taking me 35 minutes to go 18 miles.  Which is 5 minutes faster than it took yesterday, so yay?
Happy Wednesday!

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