Imagine how I felt when I looked across the aisle at one point and saw (what looked like) an older lady sitting with her feet on a crate she must have brought in. It was red. And in her cup holder was a giant thermos. And at her feet (next to the red crate) was a full sized picnic basket. Filled with bags of goodies (I saw at least one bag of Doritos). And in her arms was a giant blue water jug.
|Like this, only blue. And large and in charge.|
But she wasn't drinking it, just shaking it.
SO MANY QUESTIONS!
Why the large water jug, but also a thermos?
Why never drinking out of it?
and most importantly...
HOW DID SHE SMUGGLE ALL THAT SHIT IN?!
Confused and impressed,