If you do not believe that she is hot, hip and young, please see exhibit A:
oops, sorry to embarrass you, Katrina, I just can't handle your baby cuteness.
Ok, please REALLY refer to exhibit B:
here she is with her sister, my other hot, hip, young cousin, Hannah.
If Katie and I were not cousins I would hate her. Not because she is a bad person, a right-wing conservative, a skank, or dumb (all things that I reject friends for), but because she is TOO PERFECT.
Is the photographic evidence of her beauty/body not enough to convince you?
The other day, as I was struggling through week 6 of my double dub diet eating 3 point oatmeal, Katie texted me that she was eating thin mints for breakfast. And she is all of, what, a size 2 (at the most)? Then the next day, she texted me again to tell me how good her lunch was--it was a bag of Cheetos. The crunchy kind. The kind I love but haven't had for 10 years due to the fact that my waist is already huge.
Oh, and she doesn't work out.
Further more, she is 2 years younger than me, but makes 20K more than me.
She stays out way too late having a social life and shows up the next day in sweats and no makeup and looks at least 87 times better than I do all done up.
And lastly? As I complained last night about menstrual cramps, I looked at her and said "god, cramps suck, right??"
Her response? "I don't know, I don't get cramps. I just get huge boobs."
Gerren immediately looked at me (whilst thinking to himself, "shoot, I married the wrong Pinkson") and said "why doesn't that happen to you?"
Love your less than perfect Granny