Mr. G says the funniest things (please refer to previous blog entry).
Mr. G looks dead sexy with his new haircut. It should be noted that he does not look 26, but in fact looks 16, but still, super sexy none the less.
Mr. G can rock neon green ski pants and flannel like nobody else I know.
Mr. G can also rock the "I only shower once a week" look like a God. Please note, darling husband, your cougar wife things you need to take a shower. As good as you look all dirty and rugged, you do not smell so good.
Mr. G rarely wears matching socks, unless he is going skiing.
He can jam out like the nerdy white hippie he is to and bluegrass/Dead/hippie music. And he does so with only embarrassing his wife 5% of the time.
He eats only junk and yet keeps his slim, sleek figure very well. If any scientist/nutritionist want to figure out where all of that junk food is going, please email me. We can arrange something.
He has an uncanny knowledge of old classic rock/country music.
Yet he is a horrible singer. (Sorry honey. I love you, but don't quit your day job.)
Mr. G is the perfect combination of funny, sweet, smart, hard-working, dedicated, romantic, goofy, and just about any other positive descriptive word you can think of. I love you, Mr. G. And happy birthday.
But I am not the only fool on the planet who loves you. No, I have been bombarded (except for your stoner friends who were too lazy to help a sister out) with nice things that people had to say about you. Here are a select few that are blog appropriate.
Mr. Jonathan Herre says "I was there! I was there, it was called 'the 80s...." (He also said you would know what that meant...)
"G-spot lifts his leg whenever he sings. it tugs at my heartstrings every time." Direct quote from none other than your dear friend Shawnna (and co-signed by Lauren).
A totally crazy, unknown person (I must denounce a connection to her due to what you are about to read) says "To the ass kicking foosball champion of Lake Tahoe (granted he was playing a 4 and 7 year old) but a champion nonetheless. I have one Birthday quote for you and being a married mom of two boys this is as dirty as I can get on a public forum.....
Work like you don't need the money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
Dance like no-one is watching,
Fuck like your being filmed,
And drink like a true Country Hick!!!"
Ok, that was my cousin Nicole.
Alison, of the famed Levittown, Pa, says "
Of course, my dear, sweet cousin Kimmi only had nice things to say, and we will end on her message to Mr. G: "Tell Mr. G, I love having him in the family and wish him a great year ahead (and a job that brings him back out to Tahoe so I can have you both back here! :-) Corbin loves him too!"
So, my darling, 26 year old hubby, here is to you, on your birthday. Though we have 1 friend in the entire upper valley (Katie Rae), you have friends all over the globe that love you and wish you a happy, fantastic birthday. Looking forward to BK Lounge in your honor tonight.