Why hello. Welcome to my slightly updated blog. I think it looks more mature and professional now, yes? No more distracting images or background to take away from my all important blog posts.
However, after fucking around with Blogger for a good hour now, I still need some help with four little things.
First readers to help gets...cookies. I will send you some cookies.
(But not really. I will just love you unconditionally and mention on you this here blog. That is just as awesome, right??)
Ok, first thing I need is a picture or something to spice up my title. HELP. I know how I can add a picture but I don't know how to make that shit look good. And I don't necessarily want a picture of me, but just something fun to add a little oomph to my page. Please, someone, send me DETAILED, step by step directions, complete with pictures and words so my 4 year old cousin could do it. Not that he is going to, but that is just my level of skills when it comes to computer and internet and web design--that of a 4 year old.
Second, if you will observe, the title of each post is in gray. Which is fine and dandy. Except I want it in black. Every other section of my blog I can chose what color the words appear. But not for my Post Titles. Whatthamothafuck?? Help a sista out.
Thirdly (which my spell checker informs me is a real word), I want the information on the side bar, such as the list of blogs, to show up in black. I know, boring and unoriginal. But the blue is just random and out of nowhere. I have gone back to check eleventy million times (which spell check has informed me is NOT a real word) and I did not chose blue as the color for this to show up. So where in the heck is this coming from?
Lastly, and by far most importantly, all I want for Christmas is 100 followers. NOT GONNA HAPPEN, Shaun John. Get with the program. But, maybe 50? And then for my Birthday I could ask for 100? Can y'all kindly follow my blog if you're not already? Or send my blog out, now that it looks all profesh., to all of your friends and their friends and their friends' friends?? Not to be super desperate, but...I'm super desperate. I just wanna be one of the cool kids.
Ok, that is all for now. Thank ya kindly for listening, and hopefully helping a sister out.
Lots of Granny love.